How Not to Gain a Following for Your Religion

What they (the extremist sect of Islamo-fascism) say :
“There is only one God and Mohammad is his prophet.”

What they mean :
“There is only one god (mine!)…
and he wants us to make bombs, randomly kill innocent non-combatant men, women, and children, and impose a rigid authoritarian government and philosophy on as many people as possible.”

“…My god abhors any display of human interest in sex but will offer you an orgy with over 70 virgins if you kill yourself and a bunch of other people.”

“…My god hates democratic government (he takes an interest in politics) and trusts in the stern rule of old unshaven angry nutcases.”

(Kinda makes ya wonder what their Devil must be like…)